thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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