Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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