So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
