Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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