I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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