It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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