If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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