Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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