You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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