Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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