Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You ate ashes out of my bong
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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