Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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