If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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