a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i came on her dog
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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