I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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