What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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