Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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