So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I met the friendliest cop last night
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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