I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
