covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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