There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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