I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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