Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you inspire me to be a worse person
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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