I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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