Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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