uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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