i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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