do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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