I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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