we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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