It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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