i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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