What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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