He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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