we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We talked him into tasing himself.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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