i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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