Sponge bath it is.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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