Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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