it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
