Pregnant stripper...not hot.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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