She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just got carded by a ten year old.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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