So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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