wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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