i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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