I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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