i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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