uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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