Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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