i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Michael Bay diarrhea
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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