I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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