I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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