after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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