just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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